Jehovah's Twist the Scripture to Win!!! Witnesses (odds of surviving Armageddon 1 in 1,000. See official literature for details.)
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Jehovah's (Insert description here) Witnesses.
by Englishman in.
i'll start:.
jehovah's didactic witnesses.. englishman.
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Things you threw away when becoming a witness
by JH inare there any things you threw away when you became a witness that you now regret throwing away?
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new light
Ironic, isn't it Min? The old Watchtower/Herald/Whatever mags had pyramids and Egyprian symbols right on the cover. Friggin' hypocrites!!
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Beggers
by Xena in.
every day either on the way to work or coming home i pass people with signs begging on the side of the road.
i'm curious if anyone here gives them money....i have from time to time, i tend to give more to women then men...i suppose i identify more with them...a kind of "under different circumstances that could be me" feeling i get... .
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new light
The last time I gave into a bum I gave him $10. $10!!!! He looked like shit and said he needed to get something to eat. I give him the money and instead of a thank you, he just asked for more. It was all I could do not to grab the bill out of his hand. Get a job, scumbag.
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What would be your dream career?
by LyinEyes inif you could have any job, career .......something you are very passionate about , what would it be?.
i would be a photographer,,,,,,,taking picutures world wide, and hopefully be on the cover of time magazine , national geographic.. my second choice would be a makeup artist like kevin alcoin ( sp) , he could do magic and make anyone look like who he wanted them to be.
truely an artist and too bad he passed away.
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new light
Circuit Overseer
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Things you threw away when becoming a witness
by JH inare there any things you threw away when you became a witness that you now regret throwing away?
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new light
Definitely. I threw away some great cd's because they seemed "Satanic". Also R-rated movies and some interesting self-analysis books that conflicted with the GB's insecurities regarding outside philosophy. Oh yeah, and a sweet glass pipe.
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If I were a box of tiles, I wouldn't want a 4 ton machine running into me..
by dustyb inlast nite at work was a booger.
i almost hit a box of pallets with a reach truck(key word almost).
but i did mess up twice last nite, pretty hardcore too.
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new light
Not since I started taking Extenze!
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Jehovah's (Insert description here) Witnesses.
by Englishman in.
i'll start:.
jehovah's didactic witnesses.. englishman.
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new light
Jehovah's Self-Righteous Witnesses
Jehovah's Judgemental Witnesses
Jehovah's Guilt-Ridden Witnesses
Jehovah's Anti-Christ Witnesses
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Inactive and Immune
by new light indid you know that page 99 of "pay attention...." (the elders' manual) states that a person who has not associated for a while is basically exempt from discipline?
essentially if you attend a judicial hearing or respond to the elders you are admitting accountability to the "christian congregation.
" therefore, if you walk away from the congregation and simply ignore the elders for long enough and exert no influence on the members, they don't have to pursue you, even if they hear of serious sin.
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new light
You so sneaky!
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Inactive and Immune
by new light indid you know that page 99 of "pay attention...." (the elders' manual) states that a person who has not associated for a while is basically exempt from discipline?
essentially if you attend a judicial hearing or respond to the elders you are admitting accountability to the "christian congregation.
" therefore, if you walk away from the congregation and simply ignore the elders for long enough and exert no influence on the members, they don't have to pursue you, even if they hear of serious sin.
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new light
That's what I'm hoping for. I abruptly walked away a few months ago. Haven't had a message from an elder in a while now (never answered their calls [thank you caller ID]). Hopefully this means I'm on my way to being a faded memory.
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Inactive and Immune
by new light indid you know that page 99 of "pay attention...." (the elders' manual) states that a person who has not associated for a while is basically exempt from discipline?
essentially if you attend a judicial hearing or respond to the elders you are admitting accountability to the "christian congregation.
" therefore, if you walk away from the congregation and simply ignore the elders for long enough and exert no influence on the members, they don't have to pursue you, even if they hear of serious sin.
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new light
Did you know that page 99 of "Pay Attention...." (the elders' manual) states that a person who has not associated for a while is basically exempt from discipline? Essentially if you attend a judicial hearing or respond to the elders you are admitting accountability to the "Christian congregation." Therefore, if you walk away from the congregation and simply ignore the elders for long enough and exert no influence on the members, they don't have to pursue you, even if they hear of serious sin. Of course, this all depends on the local BOE, but it's still good to know.